Sunday, April 20, 2014

"You may open your baskets."

African cucumber. Silken tofu. Astronaut ice cream. Indian papadum.

All motion is accelerated, my mind is swift. I've got this in the bag, there's no way she can beat me. I work well under pressure and everything is coming together just like it should. Slice, scoop, smash, saute, score, season, scramble, simmer, split, spread, stuff, sprinkle and plate. It's perfect, just perfect. I won it all, I knew I would.

"Thank you judges, I've prepared for you...

UFO tofu"


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